8yo: How do they make money?
dadventure: Well, in this country the Mint makes money.
8yo: But how?
4yo: Is it minty?
dadventure: (snort) No it’s a different meaning of mint. It’s a part of the Department of the Treasury.
4yo: Treasure!
dadventure: Treasury
4yo: Are they pirates?
dadventure: (guffaw) No.
4yo: aar, arr, arr
That went downhill fast.
Crazy Kids #3 – Minty Fresh Pirates